Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Elisa

16 years ago, a group of aliens invaded the earth. Those aliens looked just like an ape. They travelled with a bizarre-looking UFO. It didn't shape like a plate or the way we imagine its looks all this time, instead it looked like a banana with elephant tails at both ends: one was as a device to control its movement, and one was just as an accessory to honor their ancestor (they believe their ancestor married an elephant).

At that moment, scientists and experts believed that they all were going to die due to the poisonous spiky hair of those apes. Later, we found out that the reason those apes were coming to earth was to find my mom, which was pregnant with me.
Why my mom? 
My mom was actually came from those apes planet. Her father, was their king, who married a girl from earth (then my mom was born tadaa). When she was 18, she fleed to earth because she didnt want to turn into an ape (?)
They came for my mom because the king was sick. The king wanted to give his legacy to my mom. 
My mom didnt have any choice. If she didnt want to go with those apes, earth was going to be destroyed; therefore she chose to go with them, and brought me along. 

The trip from earth and ape's planet took us 4 hours. Unfortunately, my mom wanted to give birth during the third hour of the trip. I was supposed to born 4 months later, but somehow due to gravity force or magic or idk, i was born during my 5th month, with perfect body organs -- it is actually impossible for a normal human, so i guess i got some supernatural power from Ape's Dna in my chromosomes (?).
My mom named me Elisa.

Now i am 16. I am half a human and half an ape. My fave food is ofc banana!🍌
Weird facts: when i was 10 i started to grow hairs like ape. I shaved it all later and took out the hair roots and it didnt grow anymore (yay)

Im tall for human but quite short for my kind (apes). After i was born, i continue my life on the ape's planet for 16 years.
And this year, 2014, for my 16th birthday present, i came back to earth. 
I was so happy, because i could meet my dad and eat nasi padang (they dont sell it there).
Im happy. And i hope i'll continuously be happy. 👍👍👍

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